You might want to try the chicken salad sandwiches for a while...

... or at least lay off the tuna salad sandwiches:

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/...na-plant-oven/

"California Division of Occupational Safety and Health spokeswoman Erika Monterroza says it’s unclear how the man ended up inside a cooking device called a “steamer machine.”"

"Bumble Bee" is not my brand.

Ewwwww...

Humans, it's what's for dinner. Humans, the other white meat.

Nasty. But you are welcome to EAT ME Joe

Sorry, Charlie.