#MakeComedyPossibleAgain (MCPA)

Clearly, we are witnessing the beginning of a massive unemployment crisis in the comedy business and all the Demonicrats can do is make up new nonsensical phrases. I mean, how does anyone expect comedians to compete for laughs against the Demonicrat machine writ large these days?

It is unrealistic to expect even a seasoned comedian to compete with real world events now. How can you make up jokes about the current Resident in the white house for laughs, when the news outlets are showing actual videos of him? No contest! And no, they aren't 'cheap fakes', it's an actual fake being recorded in real time.

We are multiple days from the Biden debate 'disaster', as "Meathead" Rob Reiner called it and yet KJP is still trying to run cover for it by saying he had a cold. (A day later she added 'jet lag' to the list of maladies.) However, when pressed, she admits that he had not seen a doctor, pretty much the same day the day as Andrew Bates weighed in with a different version of events. Both are in the WH communications department.

KJP versus Andrew Bates:

“Has the president had any medical exams since his last physical in February?” CNN’s MJ Lee asked during the press briefing Wednesday.

“We were able to talk to his doctor about that and that is a ‘no,'” Jean-Pierre responded.

White House deputy press secretary Andrew Bates later said that the president had been examined a few days after the debate “to check on his cold and was recovering well,” Lee reported.

How in holy heck can a comedian compete against the actual footage of that?!? Wanna crack a few jokes about slow Joe at the debate? Just role the footage. Finito!

Which leads us to the new phrase (patent pending) - Idiot Proving, not to be confused with Idiot Proofing, which the Demonirats have blown up repeatedly. Just when you think things are mainly Idiot Proofed by a Constitution and the rule of law, the Demonicrats make a better idiot and hose up everything with lawfare and Constitutional crisis after crisis. You would think they would learn, but no! They are tripling down with Idiot Proving themselves repeatedly at the expense of comedians world wide. Oh, and the safety of the world and lives of AMERICANS everywhere.

Seems we need a pResident that would create an operation 'Warp Speed' to create a cure for this dreaded disease of Team Demonicrat.

#MakeComedyPossibleAgain (MCPA)

Anyone seriously believe a professional comedian can get more laughs than the actual video? Think again.

“You got me, man! I’m not going anywhere!” Biden shouted. “You know, I used to think, when I was a Senator, there was always congestion on the highways. There’s no congestion anymore! We go out on the highway and there’s no congestion!”

He continued, “The way they get me to stop talking, they’ll say, ‘we just shut down all the roads, Mr. President. You’re gonna lose all the votes if you don’t get in,’ but anyway.”

Biden forgot his Secret Service clears the highway ahead of his motorcade.

How does a professional comedian compete with the actual footage?

#GiveComedyaChance (GCC)

I saw a short clip of Jon Stewart recently (no link) and he seems to be trying to make fun of everyone.

Bill Mahar too is laughing at both sides I think.

Anyone seriously believe a professional comedian can get more laughs than the actual video? Think again.How does a professional comedian compete with the actual footage?

#GiveComedyaChance (GCC) Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

Remember when Tim Conway on the Carrol Burnet Show used to do an old man shuffling around . . .and now we have President Biden.

Remember when Tim Conway on the Carrol Burnet Show used to do an old man shuffling around . . .and now we have President Biden. Originally Posted by ICU 812

Like I said, why go to all the trouble of make up, rehearsing and practicing to fake being and old bumbling fool when you can just run that beautiful been footage of Dr Jill holding his hand to guide him down a flight of 4 stairs or watching him wander off until someone can wrangle him back up?

Have to wait for when they come back from 4th of July vacation to see if what you say is true.

Have to wait for when they come back from 4th of July vacation to see if what you say is true. Originally Posted by Precious_b

Could you fill in a couple ambiguous blanks for us? Who is they? Who is you? What are you (not the previous you) waiting for exactly?

It is not always easy to categorically say whether a William Shakespeare play is a tragedy, comedy, or history, because Shakespeare blurred the boundaries between these genres...

...Joe Biden’s attempt to calm the waters following his debate debacle last week has gone horribly wrong with his poll numbers completely collapsing and Democrats abandoning his sinking ship daily.

Biden’s interview with Clinton crony George Stephanopoulos did not fare much better either as he was confused and made multiple delusional remarks throughout.

However, despite countless calls from Democratic donors and elected officials for Biden to leave the race, he and his family remain defiant. His chief enabler and handler, Jill Biden, has proved particularly intractable.

She further revealed that Jill is going off on people demanding that he drop out of the race.

“This includes his wife, Jill, who they said is lashing out at those who want him to get out of the race,” she said...

Seems the interview team are a bit concerned HERE.

Is Dr Jill letting her mask slip?!?

Could you fill in a couple ambiguous blanks for us? Who is they? Who is you? What are you (not the previous you) waiting for exactly?
Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

Seems the LambSCREAM media remains incurious, which use to be a strength of theirs. Well... before they became Pravda, aka the water boy for the DNC, i.e. Fake News. With just a small breath of curiosity, they could report the below Comedy skit for what it really is - An epic Tragedy.

“Has the president had any medical exams since his last physical in February?” CNN’s MJ Lee asked during the press briefing Wednesday.

“We were able to talk to his doctor about that and that is a ‘no,'” Jean-Pierre responded.

White House deputy press secretary Andrew Bates later said that the president had been examined a few days after the debate “to check on his cold and was recovering well,” Lee reported...

A Parkinson's disease specialist has visited the White House residence medical clinic at least nine times since July 2023

The President's personal physician and a nurse who coordinates his care scheduled the meetings with Dr. Kevin R. Cannard. Before last July, he had come only once during Joe Biden's administration.

Alex Berenson
Jul 06, 2024

Dr. Kevin R. Cannard, a Parkinson’s disease specialist, has visited the White House at least nine times in the last year, official White House visitor logs show.

The logs show Dr. Cannard traveled to the White House residence medical clinic each time. He met either with the president’s personal physician or the naval nurse who coordinates care for the president and other top officials, the logs show.

Dr. Cannard’s spate of visits began on July 28, 2023 and continued at least through March 28, 2024. The most recently released logs end on April 1, so it is not clear if Dr. Cannard has been to the White House more recently...

But remember, he had a cold. Oh, and jet lag. Oh, and locusts or some such. Oh and a media not even slightly curious enough to look in the frick'n public record visitor log book!!

Watching the late night talking heads at CBS and NBC, they had naught to suffer with wealth of chortle material.

So nice of you to worry about them