The Rapture

Not that any of you tards noticed.......but, I just got back from the rapture.......I didn't see any of you there.

Well then you either weren't paying attention, or forgot what I looked like. I was the dude with the Tallboy and Foam finger in the 3rd row...........


JaD

Back from the rapture??? Been a while since I'd read up on the Rapture but I didn't think it worked that way. Sounds like it just took them a while to figure out they'd scooped up one too many....

My doorbell rang Saturday night. It hasn't worked in ages! Got all excited there for a second.

Then I remembered I'd ordered some food.

We watched Wolf Blitzer on CNN call it as it didn't happen, with some amusement....

I was in hell. Don't deny it. The guest list reminded me of a Big Louie Poker party...

I was in hell. Don't deny it. The guest list reminded me of a Big Louie Poker party... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Lmao!...You're so bloody naughty.

Lmao!...You're so bloody naughty. Originally Posted by Valerie

Not that any of you tards noticed.......but, I just got back from the rapture.......I didn't see any of you there. Originally Posted by dearhunter

I wasn't easy to recognize after my Transfiguration.

I wasn't easy to recognize after my Transfiguration. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

I do believe that my rose colored glasses filters out all of that shit.

We watched Wolf Blitzer on CNN call it as it didn't happen, with some amusement.... Originally Posted by Wayward

I bet that was kind of like watching Geraldo Rivera open up Al Capone's secret vault.

..... and then I wasn't!

There was a little embarrasment over the list.......someone forgot to hit the "refresh" button before the call went out.

Not that any of you tards noticed.......but, I just got back from the rapture.......I didn't see any of you there. Originally Posted by dearhunter

You were in County again.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't county.....or, I would have seen some hooktards there at a minimum.......by the way, I did see some nuns and they confirmed my suspicions.

I was raptured several times this weekend! (thanks ladies).