My tombstone......

Thinking that someday It might read like this......
I think my obituary is going to read Death by testicular explosion. I dont know if it is the cold, the long weekend, or that a cute girl I dated a couple years ago texted me (not responding for a reason), but I think my groin is going to explode. It doesnt help that I'm trying to behave myself again

I do have to ask though, is 299 your future (or current) age or the number of poor girls you got into bed with you?
I think my obituary is going to read Death by testicular explosion. I dont know if it is the cold, the long weekend, or that a cute girl I dated a couple years ago texted me (not responding for a reason), but I think my groin is going to explode. It doesnt help that I'm trying to behave myself again

I do have to ask though, is 299 your future (or current) age or the number of poor girls you got into bed with you? Originally Posted by bigryan222

This is just the number of girls that I couldnt get to stop laughing during sex!