Just because...

On a business trip to San Diego, I was feeling little lonely. So I went to the local house of ill-repute and asked for Sarah Jones. After a wild evening, Sarah said I was the best and she was sorry that she had to ask for $100. I smiled and gave her $200. The next night, we were at it again. Later she apologetically asked for another $100 since she "works for a living". I smiled and gave her another $200. The third night, I dropped by for one last roll in the hay. Afterwards, she asked for the $100. When I gave her another $200 and told her that I had to return to Boston. She remarked that she had a sister in Boston and I said, "I know. Your sister asked me to bring you $600!"

Nice!

Hey teacher, there are two women having a popsicle. One is licking it and the other is swallowing it; which one is married? The teacher guessed the one who was swallowing. Johnny answered, "No, it's the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you're thinking!"

The kingpin hired a young mute to be his courier thinking that the boy could never tell any secrets. For months, the boy skimmed profits, but the mob was onto him. The boss threatened him with a gun but offered to release him if he would reveal where the money was hidden. Shivering with fright, the mute signed, "I'm so sorry. The money is buried in my garden. Thank you for letting me go." The mafia interpreter cracked a wry smile and translated to the boss, "He says, 'you don't have the balls to pull the trigger'."

On a business trip to San Diego, I was feeling little lonely. So I went to the local house of ill-repute and asked for Sarah Jones. After a wild evening, Sarah said I was the best and she was sorry that she had to ask for $100. I smiled and gave her $200. The next night, we were at it again. Later she apologetically asked for another $100 since she "works for a living". I smiled and gave her another $200. The third night, I dropped by for one last roll in the hay. Afterwards, she asked for the $100. When I gave her another $200 and told her that I had to return to Boston. She remarked that she had a sister in Boston and I said, "I know. Your sister asked me to bring you $600!" Originally Posted by Rover14

Good thing the sister wasn't a HDH.

What’s green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger!

What’s green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger! Originally Posted by Rover14

Ok I may have just gagged lol. I hate that my imagination is so vivid!

...I hate that my imagination is so vivid! Originally Posted by Malaya Milani

And I'm sure there are many gents grateful for your "vivid" imagination.