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Never Call The Cops With A Consumer Complaint About Your Hooker


The next time Ryan McNames wants to lodge a consumer complaint, he’ll know better than to call the Columbia Police Department.
The Missouri man, 19, dialed cops Saturday night to report that he paid $60 to a pair of prostitutes to perform sexual acts for him. As McNames described it, the deal called for one woman to show him her breasts, while the other would perform oral sex on him in the living room of his mobile home at the Columbia Regency Trailer Court.
While “the first woman showed him her chest,” police reported, the second hooker “took the $60 without holding up her end of the deal (oral sex).” The pair then “jumped in their car and left,” according to a police press release. That’s when McNames made the mistake of calling cops to report that he was a larceny victim.
He also requested that officers contact the woman who did not fellate him and “get $40 of his money back,” police reported.
McNames, who admitted knowing that it was illegal to pay for sex, was later arrested for patronizing prostitution. After being booked on a misdemeanor rap, McNames, pictured in the above mug shot, bonded out of jail after posting $500.
In April, a Cincinnati man was arrested after an unsatisfying tryst with a prostitute (in a White Castle bathroom).
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Illegal to pay for "sex"..? I thought he was only looking for oral gratification. That is not "sex" -- ask Bill Clinton.

Wow, that story is funny, on so many levels. Someone who is a comedian/nne has a lot of material to work with here:

1. Missouri is the "show me" state. "Show me your.. (fill in the blank, with : tits, pecker, mouth, driver's license, " wrists, so I can cuff them, you are going to jail")

2. Stupidity & trailer parks.

3. How did White Castle end up in this story? Surprised that some reference to "sliders" wasn't added, as a kind of eating/sex double-entendre.

4. Isn't it absurd, that in this country you can get arrested for "tried to have sex". If you are gonna charge someone with "prostitution", shouldn't they, well, actually engage in prostitition..? It sounds like this poor schmo is guilty of "almost prostitution".

5. I mean really, don't these doughnut-eating, on the take cops have anything better to do...?