What's On Your Tombstone?

Had some oven issues over the holiday. Occured to me my last words could have been "Does Anyone Else Smell Gas?" Of course, with my sense of humor, I'd have wanted to have it engraved on my tombstone.

Got me to thinking what else could wind up on my headstone:

--Aw, put the gun down, honey! She was just a provider!
--Nah, who needs a jack?
--Damn, I can't see a thing in here. Let me just light this match...
--So what if it expired twelve years ago? Medicine never goes bad...
--Autoerotic asphyxiation? Hell yeah I'll try it...
--Of course we can make it! DART trains are slow...

What about you? Any famous last words you'd like to see that sum up your philosophy?

Man has not evolved an inch from the slime that spawned him.

Here lies somebody. We don't remember his name. But it is of no consequence anyway. for he is now worm food.

Hold my beer and watch this!!!

Hold my beer and watch this!!! Originally Posted by TonyStark

Like I used to tell my kids when I was taking a hot bath, "Don't bother me unless the house is on fire and it better be burning good before you do!"

See, I told you I was sick!

That was what I was going to say Steverino....I"m the one on the right of course .....Or Damn its about time someone else paid for something ......T

Any famous last words you'd like to see that sum up your philosophy? Originally Posted by TexasT

[drunk..] Don't I look like Barack Obama police fool! Give me your gun.

This tuna fish sandwich is just aged .. it's not spoiled.

I saw Jackie Chan do this in a movie, surely this jump is safe.

Told you Jack in the Box tacos were made of people .. so bite me.

Umm, what's this delightful crunchy taste in my water?
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And while shopping on black friday: ...

Wow, are you toy shopping for your dog or is that your baby?

Hell was full,so I'm coming back to play!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like beef, cheese, maybe some black olives on my tombstone pizza

"You want the truth? OK, that dress does make you look fat."

Bud, you answer that way and there wont be enough of you left to bury, much less need a tombstone. :-)

See, I told you I was sick! Originally Posted by steverino50

That's what I want. Famous among other things from being in a Woody Allen movie.

"Help me! The bastards buried me alive!"