Horny and broke, aint that a bitch

Well, not " broke" broke. But drained enough financially that taking the sw plunge for a handy is about all i got left. Hahaha..I'm just making a post for fun. Why not , fuck it. I kmow its happened to at least some of us mongers. Im sure i could ignore a bill or two if i really wanted to. But is a piece of ass really worth the creditors calling? And yeah, i can eat bologne sandwiches with the best of em. I am just gonna have to save , save , save and wait for the next go round. Happy hunting fellow mongers. Its off to nudevista i go.

That sounds like a problem, lol! I understand though man, I have bills calling as well, but man there are so many beautiful, sexy ladies on here I want to see! My head is spinning!! If my budget allowed it I'd probably be scheduling a visit every day and possible twice on some days, lol! I should play the lotto, haha!

Pussy will make you through times of no Money better than Money will make you through times of no Pussy!

Pussy will make you through times of no Money better than Money will make you through times of no Pussy! Originally Posted by OldYeller

Hahahahahah. I used to say the same thing about an " unmentionable" party additive. I now believe it to be more true of pussy. Damn i need to get laid.

Wtfff you need to make a friend in a cool hobby provider!

Wtfff you need to make a friend in a cool hobby provider! Originally Posted by *.EnticingOrchids.*

Everyone finds themselves in that situation occasionally, but I happen to have just such a cool as fuck provider friend!

Everyone finds themselves in that situation occasionally, but I happen to have just such a cool as fuck provider friend! Originally Posted by Bbbj Receiver

Who dat is?

We need sponcers

Between risking getting busted while looking for a hand job by a sw, and laying in bed, watching football and drinking a beer while taking care of yourself, I would suggest you pick door#2...

We need sponcers Originally Posted by catchmeeifucan

Hahaha....set up a "gofundme" or kickstart account and have the hobby funds roll in.

You could always turn some tricks for some fast cash...a trick turning tricks for tricks.

Wtfff you need to make a friend in a cool hobby provider! Originally Posted by *.EnticingOrchids.*

I don't see this scenario ending well.

Say you give a hobbyist a session on credit and decides never to pay you or see you again. Or maybe he does after several weeks...in the meantime he has been seeing several providers before you and writing reviews on them. Now you are pissed off and wary of all the gents and you no longer can be as easy going as before.

On the reverse say you are a hobbyist and a provider gives you a session on credit. You paid her back and a few weeks later she asks for a loan. You feel obliged to give her a loan now since she technically gave you one before....then she decides not to pay you back for awhile and you are strapped for cash. Now what?

In both cases the parties involved feel used, get bitter, and might get involved in a wonderful drama filled Co-ed thread. Now you have the whole of eccie calling you both dumb for trusting anyone.

Maybe working out a barter for gift cards to stores you enjoy shopping at would work out better for both parties since especially now credit cards purchases at any store wouldn't make anyone's SO bat an eye.

Just my .02

I don't see this scenario ending well.

Say you give a hobbyist a session on credit and decides never to pay you or see you again. Or maybe he does after several weeks...in the meantime he has been seeing several providers before you and writing reviews on them. Now you are pissed off and wary of all the gents and you no longer can be as easy going as before.

On the reverse say you are a hobbyist and a provider gives you a session on credit. You paid her back and a few weeks later she asks for a loan. You feel obliged to give her a loan now since she technically gave you one before....then she decides not to pay you back for awhile and you are strapped for cash. Now what?

In both cases the parties involved feel used, get bitter, and might get involved in a wonderful drama filled Co-ed thread. Now you have the whole of eccie calling you both dumb for trusting anyone.

Maybe working out a barter for gift cards to stores you enjoy shopping at would work out better for both parties since especially now credit cards purchases at any store wouldn't make anyone's SO bat an eye.

Just my .02 Originally Posted by SA Angel

I could definitely see this happening. Like I said, I have bills to pay and I love to see the ladies so the easiest thing for me is to purchase a gift card with the CC. Easier to explain to the SO and the CC RW info is not out there. I do feel kinda dumb asking each provider if they accept them, but its the easiest way for me to play.

I suggest lotion with lanolin.

....with lanolin. Originally Posted by oldtiger

Lmao!! 2 birds, 1 stone...