It’s 3am and President Trump’s phone rings. No big deal because he is wide awake and Tweeting away.
He answers and learns that it is Hillary Clinton.
“Donald, I need to talk to you it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary.
“So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump.
“A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place.”, begged Hillary.
“Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary.”, replied President Trump as he hung up the phone.