Midessa GFE...real GFE!!!

brownboi83's Avatar
I must be spoiled from all my travels to SF, SEA, MIA & NYC. Every place I go to has a different definition of GFE... here in Midessa when I ask if someone is GFE they say they don't do BBFS and hang up before I can explain what I'm looking for...SMH

GFE (Girlfriend Experience) includes the following as a minimum:
- DFK/LFK (Deep French Kissing or Light French Kissing)
- DATY (Dining at the Y...going down on a girl)
- BBBJ (Bareback BJ)
- MSOG (Multiple Shots on Goal..aka multiple cups during session)

Besides ECCIE are their any other local review boards for the West Texas area? Anyone know anyone reliable and meets the above GFE requirements? I'm starting to look up in Lubbock as well. Had Lacy26 contact me...responded with references but still no response or willingness to want to see me...oh well her loss.

Any recommendations? Please PM me. I appreciate it.

P.S. BTW... my username gives off the wrong impression. I am not AA, since most providers have "race" restrictions.
Perfect Playmate's Avatar
There is no specific standard for gfe so asking someone that, you are just going around in circles... Send a pm asking if she provides the specific services you are interested in that way there is no confusion...

Asking someone service questions over the phone before getting verified is good enough reason to get hung up on... Make sure you are screened and verified before going into details over the phone or the lady may think you are L.E

I consider gfe to be daty, dfk and bbbj... Msog to me is not considered gfe
but is just a service one does or does not provide.
brownboi83's Avatar
You'd think providers actually would read "PMs" and check references I provide, and actually read and answer my questions within the PM.. but you'd be surprised by their ineptitude. Even having a clear menu on their website or showcase would help. Yeah... reviews help clear a few things up, but out here in West Texas reviews aren't plentiful. Anyways...I'll get off my soapbox.

MSOG is a function of session length and hobbyist capability. When I book an hour or longer session, especially an overnight session I expect to get MSOG...to say it's not included is frankly BS.

Well if MSOG isn't part of your GFE standard that's a shame. I'm sure there are plenty of hobbyists that would love to have multiple cups with you
john_deere's Avatar
lol

you're doing it wrong.
Blue Moon Man's Avatar
What JD said....
Perfect Playmate's Avatar
My definition for gfe - I am not "gfe"


And yes overnight should come with more then one pop
It only makes sense. That would be odd to spend a night
With someone and wake up next to them and have to choose
Which time they wanted to fuck. Before bed or when you have a
Morning hard on waking up next to a hot chick!
john_deere's Avatar
o, but hay guise, he's a "veteran hobbyist".

heh.
brownboi83's Avatar
lol

you're doing it wrong. Originally Posted by john_deere
Pray tell what I'm doing wrong? JD, Blue Moon? If the SOP is different out here compared to PNW & West Coast? I haven't had problems before now. In all seriousness educate me. I'd rather not have blue balls..lol
brownboi83's Avatar
o, but hay guise, he's a "veteran hobbyist".

heh. Originally Posted by john_deere
ECCIE is a small beans compared to TNA, Top Hat, TRB, Redbook and other boards on the west coast. I started pooning in 2009 & have over 150 reviews on TNA board alone. Across the west coast boards I have closer to 200 reviews. Look me up if you ever get a chance to visit Seattle:
http://tnaboard.com/viewtopic.php?id=119421

Hell I may not be a veteran compared to your standard...but I've been around. Take it as you will.
john_deere's Avatar
ok, cool. that's a manly response.

regardless of what them big city girls or any monger says, there is no standard for "gfe". it's a silly term and, as you've seen, a recipe for failure.

it's like walking into a bar and asking "for a good beer".

it might be different if all the girls out here in the hinterlands were reading these pages, but they ain't, so you have to research first, THEN ask. and when you do, you unfortunately have to spell it out like jess said.

and she, bt-dubs, will almost certainly make you not miss the west coast girls even a little.
john_deere's Avatar
ECCIE is a small beans compared to TNA, Top Hat, TRB, Redbook and other boards on the west coast. I started pooning in 2009 have over 150 reviews on TNA alone. Across the west coast boards closer to 200. Look me up if you ever get a chance to visit Seattle:
http://tnaboard.com/viewtopic.php?id=119421

Hell I may not be a veteran compared to your standard...but I've been around. Take it as you will. Originally Posted by brownboi83
and that's all great, but the game is different out here. just wait until you try backpage....then you'll find out if you're really an advanced player.
brownboi83's Avatar
ok, cool. that's a manly response.

regardless of what them big city girls or any monger says, there is no standard for "gfe". it's a silly term and, as you've seen, a recipe for failure.

it's like walking into a bar and asking "for a good beer".

it might be different if all the girls out here in the hinterlands were reading these pages, but they ain't, so you have to research first, THEN ask. and when you do, you unfortunately have to spell it out like jess said.

and she, bt-dubs, will almost certainly make you not miss the west coast girls even a little. Originally Posted by john_deere
10-4... I've been following that SOP so far. PMs for more intel, sending my references and describing what I'm looking for. Pretty straight forward in my eyes... especially since I spell everything out.

You analogy is correct with GFE vs. a "good" beer. I guess I've been spoiled a bit. Seems like West Texas in general is pretty dry when it comes to poon, especially since I HATE trolling BP for it. Guess I'll consider upgrading to premium access here on ECCIE and see where that takes me.

Thanks for the insight. BTW...do members out here organize M&G events?
john_deere's Avatar
oh, you mos' def need pa for the good deets.
raremonkey's Avatar
oh, you mos' def need pa for the good deets. Originally Posted by john_deere
^^this. I've not had a problem finding exactly what you are searching for but I took my time and did my research here. No I have no experience in other areas but have yet to be dissapointed in West Texas from a provider on this forum. Get pa and read the ROS on reviews. Easy as pie.
I agree with Jessica, I don't respond to someone with their question without verifying them first. And gfe has many different terms. If you are looking for a gfe type let say for an HR. Do not expect msog on that. 'Coz most of us doesn't offer that here. Or if you get lucky enough you might find one that are willing to do it for you hun.