Getting your car washed

Ever pay for a service and end up worse off than you were before you did?

If you havent yet try getting a car washed It will give you the idea .

Words cant explain how violated i feel when i go to a car wash.

The promise of a clean car for a set fee .Sounds simple doesnt it ?

Of course there are extra,s one could include added on to the base fee in hopes of a better [SHINE].

Think of all the up sell options one can get at the wash.

Who doesnt want to go for the Foaming polish ? clear coat sealant ? The tire shine ? Hell you can even pick the sent of the air freshener .

Humm . Really ?

Think of all the time you spent planning your vehicle purchase .The in,s and out,s of which one fits you best .Your likes -dislikes your desires .

Scratch that .

Your PASSION

Think of the passion you have for your [vehicle] After all it is a reflection of who you are isnt it ?

Those who cant see leading the blind .

Yep Violated at the car wash . Does it ever come clean ?


[Satire] ?

Eating at McDonalds.
Expecting the food to taste better is the true definition of insanity.