How about funny/steamy?
The year 1989. Two United States Petty Officers on the prowl for strange. After a few bars, our men in uniform spy two young ladies and proceed to separate them from the herd. Drinks are shared. Dancing ensues. After what seems like an eternity, our heroes are invited back to their apartment. Yours truly and his new best friend retire to the bedroom. Clothes are shed, bodies are rubbed, and faces are made. Our hero attempts to fall asleep when his new friend makes a phone call while attempting to revive our fallen hero. After a few short minutes, it becomes apparent the young lady is talking about me to her friend. She tells the other person on the line that she is playing with my cock and waiting for it to get hard again. Our hero is beside himself with righteous indignation. But alas, her manipulations have their desired effect; a fact she quickly relates to her phone friend. She explains she has to get off the phone. Before our hero slides between her folds, the radio DJ gives a shout out to the young lady and wishes her the best with her new friend. In the end, she appeared to enjoy the grudge fuck she received. Originally Posted by Passerby