Just so you'll understand... $300 is $5.00 per minute!

That's right "LADIES" $300 is $5.00 per minute. So let me share a most recent experience.

First off she was $55 late. Never a big deal to me I'm such an understanding guy. Normally I get worried at $100 and start getting frustrated at $150. It was a two call system. When she returned my text at $55 after she asked for $25 more. At $80 after our scheduled time she text me the room number. Collected my camera, my doll and chit and made my way to the room. Ok it's now $95 after. We chat for a few and I give her the gift bag and watch as she takes each gift out. She was so happy and surprised and asked questions and made comments about each gift and how thoughtful it was. I glance at my cell phone and notice its $150 past. I tell "well are you ready to take a few pictures for the review?". She replies sure let me just check my make up. She comes out of the bathroom $30 later. So now I get her to do a few shots dressed and then undressed. Then with LIL SL. This took $45. So I think its time to hit the sheets... right? Oh no she wants to review EVERY picture I took. Only ask I delete 3 of them. No big deal. That took $20. So I tell her... I'm always respectfully of a ladies time but we did start $75 late. I just want to make sure you don't have an appointment right after me. She replies I'm very sorry but I do. I said NO PROBLEM. I got underdressed and she started BBBJ for about $15 then I covered up and for $25 I tapped that ass doggie and took no prisoners. I have $25 to clean up and get out of dodge so the next guy won't be delayed. I clean in the bath room and come out to get dressed as she is bust texting someone. I collect the gifts I brought put them back in the gift bag. I put down $200 her half hour rate. As I'm leaving I tell her... " $200 seems like a lot of money for less than $55 worth of time." She says nothing. I get to my car and text her... "A Baby wipe does a shower NOT make. How many appointments do you stalked one on top of the other? You're embarrassing. At first I thought the smell was me but I knew it couldn't have been. I showered just before I came over. It's you! Wash you damn ass and maybe you could leave $150 between each session so guys won't be delayed, run into each other or maybe you can even take a shower. Interesting concept....NO?"

She did not text back. No review was written. So I'm driving down the road and I see a Dairy Queen. I thought what the hell. I'll put the flames out with a nice soft serve cone. I get into the drive through. It took $30 to get my $2.19 soft serve. I went home and started drinking early that day.

Ladies.... Gentleman... any thoughts? OH and $200 for 30 minutes is $6.66 per minute. Sounds all but satanic ..... NO?

You spent over fifty minutes with her best I can figure in 5 dollars of my time. You owe her the full 300!

You wanta pay somebody so you can be a photographer and Santa Claus no harm there!

Simple case of two clock watchers colliding.

Perhaps you had an attitude and she just wanted to get rid of you.

I had interest in a backpage girl with a nice connection to her RW FB earlier this evening. She responded with $300/hr one pop no kissing,no daty, and cbj and she leaves as soon as I'm done.... That amounts to $20/min for me. I'll pass thanks.

You spent over fifty minutes with her best I can figure in 5 dollars of my time. You owe her the full 300! Originally Posted by Chincho

Is that White Knight Math? I didn't get to the room till what time? Now try again.

You wanta pay somebody so you can be a photographer and Santa Claus no harm there!

Good to know you approve!

Simple case of two clock watchers colliding.

Really? Huh... that's interesting!

Perhaps you had an attitude and she just wanted to get rid of you. Originally Posted by Chincho

Now that sounds like "speculation" you know like if I were to say after reading many of your posts here in San Antonio... your a fucking IDIOT! After all it would have to be because I don't know you or anything about you, other that you claim to be a fucking JACK ASS and I'm pretty sure you are 100% right about that!

Let me share something with you. Like "ME" ....

1) Before you head out got to the bathroom and install a cover. Put just a drop of crazy glue at the base of your dick to hole the cover in place.
2) Buy one of those Arab out fits with flip flops. In one movement your undressed. You don’t need the head gear. If you’re on a budget just buy a big ass sheet or go to your local church in the back room they will have robes hanging there. Feels pretty good to free ball any way. Why do you think the pope is always smiling.
3) NO TALKING. Have flash cards made up. Here are some examples:
It won’t suck itself
Faster
Slow Down
Hey no teeth
Don’t stop
Shut up I don’t care if you cum the neighbors might hear you
Stick your finger up my butt
Take you damn ring off first
Doggie… GO!
MISH… GO!
DECK CHAIR… GO!
Cow Girl…GO!
RCG… GO!
OMG just shut up and stop complaining I’ll do it myself
If your kitty is too loose can I try greek?
4) Don’t lose time when she goes to the bathroom to clean up. Take a pillow case off a pillow if one of her tops isn’t close to you and clean up. Leave the cover under her pillow to remind her of you later on.
5) If she has any food or drinks fill on up while she is in the bathroom.
6) Lay the money out as she is watching. Make sure it’s right and blast out of there right on time!
7) Send her a text and tell how much you appreciate the wonderful service she provided and will make sure to promptly get up a GREAT review.

Seriously I'm free balling. You should try it!

be cognoscente about the order of the flashcards:
Stick your finger up my butt
Faster
Slow Down
Don’t stop
OMG just shut up and stop complaining I’ll do it myself

You spent over fifty minutes with her best I can figure in 5 dollars of my time. You owe her the full 300! Originally Posted by Chincho

$5.00 per minute. $55.00 total. Equals 11 minutes.

What about Taking pictures and the Santa Claus fetish?

First he said 95 dollars late then later he says started 75 dollars late so I don't know how long.

That's right "LADIES" $300 is $5.00 per minute. So let me share a most recent experience.

First off she was $55 late. Never a big deal to me I'm such an understanding guy. Normally I get worried at $100 and start getting frustrated at $150. It was a two call system. When she returned my text at $55 after she asked for $25 more. At $80 after our scheduled time she text me the room number. Collected my camera, my doll and chit and made my way to the room. Ok it's now $95 after. We chat for a few and I give her the gift bag and watch as she takes each gift out. She was so happy and surprised and asked questions and made comments about each gift and how thoughtful it was. I glance at my cell phone and notice its $150 past. I tell "well are you ready to take a few pictures for the review?". She replies sure let me just check my make up. She comes out of the bathroom $30 later. So now I get her to do a few shots dressed and then undressed. Then with LIL SL. This took $45. So I think its time to hit the sheets... right? Oh no she wants to review EVERY picture I took. Only ask I delete 3 of them. No big deal. That took $20. So I tell her... I'm always respectfully of a ladies time but we did start $75 late. I just want to make sure you don't have an appointment right after me. She replies I'm very sorry but I do. I said NO PROBLEM. I got underdressed and she started BBBJ for about $15 then I covered up and for $25 I tapped that ass doggie and took no prisoners. I have $25 to clean up and get out of dodge so the next guy won't be delayed. I clean in the bath room and come out to get dressed as she is bust texting someone. I collect the gifts I brought put them back in the gift bag. I put down $200 her half hour rate. As I'm leaving I tell her... " $200 seems like a lot of money for less than $55 worth of time." She says nothing. I get to my car and text her... "A Baby wipe does a shower NOT make. How many appointments do you stalked one on top of the other? You're embarrassing. At first I thought the smell was me but I knew it couldn't have been. I showered just before I came over. It's you! Wash you damn ass and maybe you could leave $150 between each session so guys won't be delayed, run into each other or maybe you can even take a shower. Interesting concept....NO?"

She did not text back. No review was written. So I'm driving down the road and I see a Dairy Queen. I thought what the hell. I'll put the flames out with a nice soft serve cone. I get into the drive through. It took $30 to get my $2.19 soft serve. I went home and started drinking early that day.

Ladies.... Gentleman... any thoughts? OH and $200 for 30 minutes is $6.66 per minute. Sounds all but satanic ..... NO? Originally Posted by Still Looking

That is pretty fucked up overall and that baby wipe shower is just all kinds of nasty BUT I am soooooooo NOT surprised. Not gonna mention any names but I have shared a few incalls regretfully with some providers that use this technique for their clean up after appointments. Personally, I feel it is disgusting not to mention plain inconsiderate for the client. A person should at least have enough self respect to clean themselves FOR themselves let alone for another person they will be having an intimate encounter with.


I know that money is tempting for those who need it badly and rely on this biz so they book each client who calls and try to squeeze them in fast and furious-like (lots of times clients will call all at the same time!) but it doesnt work and can cause too much suspicion and issues on various ends.


Providers should and need to refresh by taking a complete shower (xtra attn to the parts most used! ) , redoing makeup completely (due to lfk, dfk, cof, bbbj, etc etc), sometimes hair needs to be washed if youve gotten too sweaty in previous visit or from cum (lol), brush teeth & mouth wash (BOTH!), room should be cleaned up and reorganized (clean sheets etc) and tub should be bleach quick rinsed for courtesy of next client along with a new in pkg soap, towel and other amenities as offered.


This is part of my regular routine and therefore I dont have back to back or double booking issues unless someone overstays their welcome rudely. I always allow a few extra minutes before and after for small talk as well so if they do overstay- they are truly over doing it.


You got fucked, SL. But on the brighter side- it was a funny as hell story and masterfully written I must say.

What about Taking pictures and the Santa Claus fetish?

First he said 95 dollars late then later he says started 75 dollars late so I don't know how long. Originally Posted by Chincho

Yeah, I know, confused me too. All I know is it was a hellava long time for nothing that cost alot of something. But you mentioned $55. And that was easy to figure at $5. per minute so just decided to feign my math intellect. LOL

Now that sounds like "speculation" you know like if I were to say after reading many of your posts here in San Antonio... your a fucking IDIOT! After all it would have to be because I don't know you or anything about you, other that you claim to be a fucking JACK ASS and I'm pretty sure you are 100% right about that!

Let me share something with you. Like "ME" ....


Originally Posted by Still Looking

Evidently you give a shit or you wouldn't have responded to me.

Now that sounds like "speculation" you know like if I were to say after reading many of your posts here in San Antonio... your a fucking IDIOT! After all it would have to be because I don't know you or anything about you, other that you claim to be a fucking JACK ASS and I'm pretty sure you are 100% right about that!

Let me share something with you. Like "ME" ....


Originally Posted by Still Looking

I think he high fives himself when he thinks he comes up with something witty.... Ya think he ever does so forgetting he still has a handful of his own jizz from the thread he was reading right before?

Whispers I do it like this