Advice On How To Get Laid

MrLatino's Avatar
So for the past couple of months. I got this crazy idea and signed on Tinder. I used pictures of a guy that looks very similar to me and a different name of course. I wrote in my bio that I am strictly looking for only casual relationships and open on having a sugarbaby.

I kid you not, I was getting hits left and right from ages 18 - 22. Beautiful young girls willing to hook up in exchange for support. I highly recommend to try it. It worked for me.
Oh Boy...this should get interesting lol
So besides Tinder, what is the best and easiest site to get laid without pulling out
Your credit card and spending a bunch of money.
Rob
I've done Tinder. They are sugar babies looking for sugar daddies. To have good sex you need to please her in her heart, her vagina, and her pocketbook.
I only play out of town or out of state.
I have permission to make myself happy, with a few rules.
Don't bring anyone home.
Don't bring any diseases home.
Don't get caught.
Don't go to jail.
Don't do it in our town.
Don't brag or tell anyone what I do.
MrLatino's Avatar
So besides Tinder, what is the best and easiest site to get laid without pulling out
Your credit card and spending a bunch of money.
Rob Originally Posted by rconnor605
I only offer $$ and I get to do whatever I want to them!

No rules as some providers usually have. I even get them to spend the night so I have fun with them all that time. I don't let them go to sleep.
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I only offer $$ and I get to do whatever I want to them!

No rules as some providers usually have. I even get them to spend the night so I have fun with them all that time. I don't let them go to sleep. Originally Posted by MrLatino

If only they could see your post about them, you'd have a different turnout I am sure.
Ever seen the movie Porky"s ?


Pee Wee had the best plan to get laid ever .
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Yea he hopes they are 18. My friend was on Tinder for legit gf and had an underage hit him up
I use tinder all the time, I actually block the hookers on there, fucking roaches. There are plenty of escort sites for hookers to advertise on and I know where to find them when I want to pay for pussy. Its not a big deal but I block them. I'm really good at spotting them so its rarely an issue on tinder anyway.

Tinder is easy pussy and its free. Just stick to the young ones, they still just want good dick. As they get older they tend get bitter and start looking for a daddy for all those babies they popped out, on tinder of all places lol. Fuck that shit.

No problems so far, it actually made me realize how troublesome it can be dealing with some hookers. Most chicks on tinder I've met just wanna fuck a couple of times and move on. Pretty sweet deal.

Chick I've been fucking recently is a tinder slut. Mid 20s pretty as fuck asian chick, pot head. All we do is fuck and go out to eat and pig out on junk food and cuddle watching scary movies. Of course I happen to find the one asian size queen in existence, just my luck, shits still tight though so alls good.
This is an interesting thread. I recently got on a few dating sites, myself, and have nothing but fake profiles and spammers message me. If the profile looks like a real person and not a pro model, then it's completely blank or has gibberish as its content. What areas are you guys looking in?

That's actually how I ended up on this site in the first place (looking for ladies online). I've never had luck with any dating site ever and just did it in person.
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I only play out of town or out of state.
I have permission to make myself happy, with a few rules.
Don't bring anyone home.
Don't bring any diseases home.
Don't get caught.
Don't go to jail.
Don't do it in our town.
Don't brag or tell anyone what I do. Originally Posted by Warptcuck

Thats interesting...and it seems feasible. You should give your lady a HIGH-5 and a chest bump for being realistic and understanding.
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Yea he hopes they are 18. My friend was on Tinder for legit gf and had an underage hit him up Originally Posted by GypsyHeart
Happens with hookers too.
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  • Lia88
  • 10-15-2018, 12:30 PM
Good for you.

The man is on a escort site and Tired of escorts.

Good for you lol you've found a loophole