First Blow Job

The young man walks into the bar and after putting a $20 on the bar asks the bartender how many shots of tequila he can get for a 20. The bar tender replies that that would be 4 shots. So the kid orders four shots to be lined up. As he downs the first shot the bar tender asks him what he's celebrating? The young man replies "my first blow job". In that case replies the bar tender let me buy you one. No thanks replies the kid, if four won't take the taste out of my mouth I doubt the fifth will either.

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