Canada has a problem

Copied from someone's response to a Yahoo article:
"The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified today, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal American immigration. The Republican presidential and House election is prompting an exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and live according to a conservative view of the U.S. Constitution and not Executive Orders. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of Sociology professors, global warming activists and green energy proponents crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose farm borders North Dakota. "The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free range chicken. When I told him I didn't have any, he angrily left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?" In an effort to stop the illegal American aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them nonetheless. He then installed 5,000 Watt loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the border, but they just keep on coming. Canadian officials are particularly concerned about American smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, promising them that they will be delivered to safe haven in Canada. They pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the batteries die. "A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though, and some kale chips, but they wouldn't share." When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly fearing retribution from conservatives, who will make them work instead of providing entitlements. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution. In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the 1950s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on the Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," the official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic broccoli shortage, buying up all the hip hop CDs, and renting all of the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't absorb and support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many inept Art and Interior Design majors does one country need?"

Excellent reporting from the Canadian perspective.

Excellent reporting from the Canadian perspective. Originally Posted by The2Dogs

Now if only the Canadians can develop method of converting hot air into a combustible gas, which can be piped back to the U.S. for generating electricity, by which the new conversion plants can assure full employment of the Liberals invading their country.

Not only that, but Somali expats are also really headed in their direction - this gets better and better. Hopefully, ever other liberal/free loader will also GTFO.

This is not reporting. It's a fucking blog comment. Probably as deeply rooted in reality as one of SLOBBRIN's jerkoff threads.

How ignorant are you idiots?

Jump for Trump Assup.

Jump for Trump Assup. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

AssWipe can only run for the border.

His future in the restrooms of Austin are limited, since the legislation is making it mandatory he remain in the facility consistent with this birth gender. Austin's going to hurt now.

Even though he may "feel" feminine on Wednesdays, it's men's rooms only!

BTW: Has anyone else noticed his ringer from Puttsburg is fizzling?

This is not reporting. It's a fucking blog comment. Probably as deeply rooted in reality as one of SLOBBRIN's jerkoff threads.
Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Why don't you move to Canada, stop their stupid ass mining of the oil sands, and report on how many Somalis they have been stuck with compared to us?

This is not reporting. It's a fucking blog comment. Probably as deeply rooted in reality as one of SLOBBRIN's jerkoff threads.

How ignorant are you idiots?

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

u ignert jewpiggie .. here's the first thing the Dali posted

"Copied from someone's response to a Yahoo article:"

just for that snarky retort ...


here's to u Red Greenfield ..

Let's get down and get funky!!





bahahaaaa

That has got to be the best looking picture of Hillary yet.
I thinck orange is a color that suits her.
I bet she would look awesome in an orange jumpsuit.

YOW!

The natives are getting restless tonight.

I hear Siberia is lovely this time of year, if you act now, you can get in on the ground floor of Twitler's newest project.

Drumpf's Gulag

YOW!

The natives are getting restless tonight.

I hear Siberia is lovely this time of year, if you act now, you can get in on the ground floor of Twitler's newest project.

Drumpf's Gulag Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Will YOU be bidding on the gloryhole franchise there too ?

YOW!

The natives are getting restless tonight.

I hear Siberia is lovely this time of year, if you act now, you can get in on the ground floor of Twitler's newest project.

Drumpf's Gulag Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

He is more likely to put you there rather than his loyal supporters who are not going to stand in the way of his shipping you there.

You are a fucking commie faggot!!!

speaking of Canada and walls

we should build a wall on the canadian border between Vancouver and Seattle along and under the Strait of San Juan de Fuca

Vancouver dumps more raw sewage into the water than just about anyone or thing other than maybe cruise ships

with the right wall maybe it will back up into Canada and they will stop doing it

speaking of cruise ships, I went on a cruise one time only

we pulled into St. Thomas early one morning, just before the break of dawn

I was awake, went out onto my bedroom's balcony, I breathed the cool, fresh air. before the sun rose its light began to break over the eastern horizon, the sparkling water was beautiful, white sailboats at anchor dotted the bay, bluebeard's castle rising among the red roofs of Charlotte Amalie- a marvelous morning with an idyllic scene just beginning

then I looked down along the ship, a spreading brown began to seep into the bay, it began reaching out toward the sail boats that looked so wonderful, the pristine water was no more, loosed was the raw discharge, sent forth before anyone's notice but mine with hope by the dumper, I can only assume, of rapid assimilation

Canada does not have a problem.





Look at their leader and ours. We got the last rose of fall.