The boards been pretty boring, what are you doing? Jacking off and your hands all messy so you can't type? Have you heard of baby wipes? You can set them next to the computer and after you get jizzem all over your hands you can wipe them off and then use your computer to tell me in detail how it felt. Like did your toes tingle, what girl you were looking at while you did it, or who you fantasied about.
Now come on get to work and share the experience!