Random silly questions.

Because I'm feeling silly this morning, I thought I would ask some random silly questions.

Have you ever milked a cow or a goat before?

Have you ever been chased by a goose?

Did you play cowboys and indian or cops and robbers as a kid? Who were you, the bad guy or the good?

For the ladies: Did you ever play "Charlies Angels, whern you were a little girl? And who were you? I always got stuck being Kelly when all I wanted to be was Jill.

And have you ever worn your shirt inside out in public and didn't know it?

Because I'm feeling silly this morning, I thought I would ask some random silly questions.

Have you ever milked a cow or a goat before?

Yes.

Have you ever been chased by a goose?

Yes.

Did you play cowboys and indian or cops and robbers as a kid? Who were you, the bad guy or the good?

I honestly don't remember - too long ago!

For the ladies: Did you ever play "Charlies Angels, whern you were a little girl? And who were you? I always got stuck being Kelly when all I wanted to be was Jill.

And have you ever worn your shirt inside out in public and didn't know it?

Always happens to me...

Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

I wonder what kind of psychological profile this is building...

I played cowboys and Indians, my cousins and I always rotated who was who. Omg, I once wore my shirt inside out when I was meeting up with a girl that I liked. Fortunately, she laughed it off and said it was cute how embarrassed I got. Blah Blah, but could have been worse right?

LOL....it couldn't be any worse when I figured out that I was wearing my shorts on backwards once.

I've done all those activities. Milking a cow trained me for this place. Getting goosed did, too.

I got chased by a goose on the golf course

[QUOTE=Kayleehotchick;105251489 2]Because I'm feeling silly this morning, I thought I would ask some random silly questions.

Have you ever milked a cow or a goat before?
Nope

Have you ever been chased by a goose?
Nope

Did you play cowboys and indian or cops and robbers as a kid? Who were you, the bad guy or the good?
Cowboys or cops, always. Also liked to pretend I was Tom Selleck in Magnum, PI

I love it when ladies strike up the Charlie's Angels pose for group photos.

And have you ever worn your shirt inside out in public and didn't know it?
No

I got chased by a goose on the golf course Originally Posted by rootscoot

You had clubs, whack the bird. A pitching wedge would have been appropriate.

My Dad was a redneck country boy so the first 3 are kinda no brainers for me-

Hell yes I've milked a cow, not a goat though. My family even got a laugh when I was a toddler that I should try to milk the family dog after she had pups. They still rub this in at family get togethers.

I have been chased by geese, ducks, peacocks, a wounded armadillo and I had a very up close and personal Mexican Standoff in a deer tree blind with a pissed off squirrel (He blinked first).

My heritage is also Native American Comanche so I always chose to be the Indian. I was a big Batman fan as a kid. I quit wearing a cape when I started 1st grade.

I have never worn my shirt inside out but, I have misaligned the buttons of my shirt and failed to zip up my pants too many times to count.

Because I'm feeling silly this morning, I thought I would ask some random silly questions.

Have you ever milked a cow or a goat before?
No, but I have bottle-fed a goat.

Have you ever been chased by a goose?
Yes, scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.

Did you play cowboys and indian or cops and robbers as a kid? Who were you, the bad guy or the good?
Both

For the ladies: Did you ever play "Charlies Angels, whern you were a little girl? And who were you? I always got stuck being Kelly when all I wanted to be was Jill.

And have you ever worn your shirt inside out in public and didn't know it?
No, but one time I interviewed for a teaching position at a medical assistant school, and I had to teach a class with several administrators present. It wasn't until I left that I realized my zipper was down the whole time.
Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

Needless to say that sucked!

LOL...these answers are awesome!

I was ALWAYS Bell Star as a kid. I was lucky enough to get to play cowboys and indians while riding a real horse. My friend and I didn't have cattle to pretend steal so we would pretend steal the sheep instead.

I have butted in the ass by a billy goat once. LOL

Never milked an animal but I've got a room full of baby chicks at my house. It's not even close to related but I was dying to tell someone.

I've been chased by geese over at the office towers at Coit & 75 (Southwest side back behind the hospital in that business park). They were MEAN SOB's. I think they were finally "relocated."

And as I kid, I loved being the Indian - simply because they always got tied up in our games... Turned out I liked it too much - and have ever since.

I played cowboys and Indians, my cousins and I always rotated who was who. Omg, I once wore my shirt inside out when I was meeting up with a girl that I liked. Fortunately, she laughed it off and said it was cute how embarrassed I got. Blah Blah, but could have been worse right? Originally Posted by Rufnex

This is random...but damn, Eva Angelina is hot!! (your avatar)
Anyways, I can answer no to all of the OP's questions.
However, I have seen a goat take a dump and urinate on a sheep, while hovering over it.

Interesting musings.

Even though my uncle owned a farm, I never milked a cow or a goat. I got to feed the pigs, though.

I did get chased by a goose once when I was a kid. Finally I had to resort to giving it a swift kick back into the lake. I heard a big honk upon contact and a couple of feathers went flying.

I can't remember playing cowboys and Indians. But, I did dress up as Batman with a towel as a cape, my Speedos over some sweat pants and a ski mask. I also dressed up my sister and let her be my Batgirl sidekick. My Mother still breaks out the pictures for a good laugh.

I can't remember wearing my shirt inside out, but one time when I was dressing for work in the morning, I put on one brown loafer and one black loafer. They were of the same style and brand and I didn't realize the mistake without my first cup of coffee. My employees had a good laugh at my expense when I arrived at work.

You had clubs, whack the bird. A pitching wedge would have been appropriate. Originally Posted by pyramider

That doesn't cross the mind when the dam things are chasing you.