Took hold of the edge of my laptop screen to move it and crack.
I knew they were delicate but dang! Emily Dickinson could have
written a poem about just how much.
Don't try it yourself to see if it's true, just take my word for it.
The old one will make a nice target for my AR10 Rifle when I take
it off. If you're gonna do something do it right.
Should have read the instructions where it says, never take hold of,
use a hammer or pliers to adjust, submerge in ice cold water, run
over with a peterbilt, drag behind a 69 shovelhead, or otherwise
molest the screen of your laptop.