What an excuse does you wife give you for not having sex..bet ya can't top this.

http://www.kens5.com/story/news/weir...enie/17498983/

I'm a genie so I can't have sex

The court made the right decision about not awarding her alimony. Anyway, as a supernatural being, she can create her own wealth!

I wonder how long they were married.

For the few months before she finally left mine would tell me she was not sharing anything with the whore I was fucking and that she could have me.....

I liked the honesty!