New girlfriend

I was on a business trip recently. I got home after a few days of being gone. My girlfriend was Laing on the living room rug in the skimpiest lingerie I could have ever imagined.

I slowly started kissing her feet, making my way up her legs. Covered her buttocks in kisses and moved my way up her back. Over to her shoulders, down the left arm. I wanted to kiss her breasts, so I picked her up and turned her over. When I did, she stuck her fingers in my mouth so I bit them off.

She didn’t say a word, so I tied her arm in a knot and blew her up again.
Oops! My bad.