Letting a big one RIP!

Ok so i had a overnight with a gal whom is very well known and who is very selective about who she see,s so she says .


I took her out shopping and for a very nice dinner .At Dinner i had spicy thai food -go figure -anyway back to my hotel after dinner and we watched a pay per view movie -are should i say she did a half hour into the movie i took a nap- side note i wish somebody would pay me 3200 to watch a movie -


Anyway she was still there when i woke up but 4 hours are more had went by and she says to me ----You farted in your sleep .--- More than once how rude .--


I say oh really i farted in my sleep while you were watching a pay per view movie at 12 hours for 3200 which you didnt try to wake me after the movie which i asked you to do if i fell asleep



Then i exclaimed i farted in my sleep huh ,thats why you are still here because if i LET A BIG ONE RIP - Just then i did - It was a tear jerker of spicy thai chilli peppers - I know you wouldnt still be around



She gets under the comforter completely like its some kind of NBC Gear filter from Methane gas mind you our cloths had never came off so i found no need to be under the comforter until then which i got under the comforter and -LET ANOTHER BIG ONE RIP ! but i said excuse me this time .she went and stood out in the hall way - this was at the westin a nice hotel



Remember time only she gets paid for time only her time was up at 6 am it was only midnight i asked her if she wanted me to have room service bring up a cot so she could sleep in the hall way because she wouldnt come back in the room .



So i guess my question is have you ever got a shitty deal and joined in and let a BIG ONE RIP !


If not you should i think i laughed so hard for over a half hour i couldnt catch my breath and if i was drinking milk it would have came out my nose .


$ 3200 well spent one of the funniest things i feel i have ever experienced .Thank you stuck up bitch i had a ball .


Is not farting a fetish ?


I bet she picks up the fetish i know deep down what one the I LET A BIG ONE RIP fart can do to change somebody life for ever .


A Invaliable gift she was blessed with .
YEP !

That is the most romantic story I've ever heard LOL....She might be ready for some make up sex.

Thanks for the laugh that's funny stuff right there I don't care who you are

OMG hilarious story. I can just see this playing out. God forbid if she ever had to "break wind". It's people like that actually think their "shit don't stink".

I try sometimes - in school I knew a guy who farted when laughed so be careful not to let a big one rip

One Hilarious Story!

The Grim Ripper....

You should have let one rip while she was giving you TUMA.

On other note, overnighters are such a waste of money.

What happened to fatthammer? I had one of the guys from bangbus?

Lol how funny. Everyone toots. I wouldve just laughed some people r too serious

Wow!
That is hilarious!!
I guess she didn't like the bonus you gave her for letting you sleep...ha

Toot Toot The Magical Fruit ..
I had guy's fart when giving head and I Just keep on trucking on

That was a funny and priceless

Don't think I say any thing if guy toots on a over night .. who cares it's his time and money ..Let it rip

Do queefs count?
My exgirlfriend tended to pussyfart every now and then during sex.
I don’t have a problem with farts but I would hope that air freshener is available.

queefs it happens to me lol

Do queefs count?
My exgirlfriend tended to pussyfart every now and then during sex.
I don’t have a problem with farts but I would hope that air freshener is available. Originally Posted by ugotme10

I keep candles burring

As long as pooh doesn't come out with it, you should have been okay. Would that be called sharting if it did? Would be fun to explain the skid marks in the sheets to Housekeeping.