Even more provider names

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  • L.A.
  • 12-22-2015, 06:35 PM
I'm bored again so I'm going to attempt humor....may or may not work out for me.
Provider names (yet again). This has nothing to do with anything other than the hobby name. I'm sure I'll be doing a self serving bump later on.

Allegra Hope - optimistic about kicking that hayfever this year

sweet.treat69 - I may have done her before..the name not the provider. She's sweet (mostly) She's a treat. Now about the 69...how about 68 and I owe you?

Kendall4u - Kendall for you, Kendall for me, Kendall for all to see (please provide proper references and donation).

Laura Lane - reminds me of Lois Lane which is funny because I look like a nerdy Clark Kent. I mean Clark Kent is nerdy already and I look like a nerdy version of the nerdy version.

DallasBella - ok so yeah I'm mid 40s and I watched all of the twilight movies (more than once so sue me) and now I think of vampires.

Ms. Parker - her names screams teacher student roleplay

sexy_blonde_gymnast - 2 things I look for in a provider plus a bonus

R3becaAm0r1 - what?

Nina the Dicknapper - I hope you give it back when you're done.

Jane Smith - She shouldn't have used her real name.

Madison May - Rumor has it that she will.

Nurse Jordan - wonder if she takes your temperature the old fashioned way.

Turner Dayleigh - OH I just now got it!

More to come after I have some adult beverages.
Nina the Dicknapper's Avatar
Nina the Dicknapper - I hope you give it back when you're done. Originally Posted by L.A.
During our session, your cock is MINES. Its "Dicknapped" til my "Dicktim" feed me every last drop of his vitamins

But somehow the dick always disappears down my throat. "How is the hell you can fit all that down your throat baby"

You've just been dicknapped
suiram77's Avatar
During our session, your cock is MINES. Its "Dicknapped" til my "Dicktim" feed me every last drop of his vitamins

But somehow the dick always disappears down my throat. "How is the hell you can fit all that down your throat baby"

You've just been dicknapped Originally Posted by Nina the Dicknapper
Lol love it
Luke Skywalker's Avatar
Lol love it Originally Posted by suiram77
You love cocks?
Nina the Dicknapper's Avatar
You love cocks? Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker
If that was suppose to be funny I think I forgot to laugh

suiram77's Avatar
If that was suppose to be funny I think I forgot to laugh

Originally Posted by Nina the Dicknapper
IKR, Nina don't worry about him that's social media gangster#2 he is very jealous
Of my life style so I just ignore his ass now. ;
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IKR, Nina don't worry about him that's social media gangster#2 he is very jealous
Of my life style so I just ignore his ass now. ; Originally Posted by suiram77
Lol maybe he's asking if you like cock cause he maybe wanna set an appointment with you LMAO. Sorry dude, suriam77 isn't into all that Man on Man action
#TryAgainBuddy
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Lol maybe he's asking if you like cock cause he maybe wanna set an appointment with you LMAO. Sorry dude, suriam77 isn't into all that Man on Man action
#TryAgainBuddy Originally Posted by Nina the Dicknapper
Lol I already told him baby that I don't do boy pussy lmao!!
Thanks for letting him know boo.
Luke Skywalker's Avatar
Lol I already told him baby that I don't do boy pussy lmao!!
Thanks for letting him know boo. Originally Posted by suiram77
It was an honest question. My apologies for hitting a nerve.
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Ooooo! I got one...

Tnt Angie, she's dynamite!

Dang, that hurt my brain....Wish I could think of more.

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  • L.A.
  • 12-23-2015, 08:26 AM
Here was another one I did

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1474956&highlight=


And another:

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...6&postcount=26


I have no idea if this is humorous or not...probably wasting my time...oh well lol
I think you should call a lady and waste some of your funds L.A.
Chung Tran's Avatar
More to come after I have some adult beverages. Originally Posted by L.A.
are you implying you made this list without adult beverage assistance?
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  • L.A.
  • 12-23-2015, 11:06 AM
are you implying you made this list without adult beverage assistance? Originally Posted by Chung Tran
I will neither confirm or deny.