THINGS YOU SAY DURING SEX....

What are the things you just love to hear during sex...? Let's forsake the "Are you done?" and "Come for me!" and of coarse "Don't Stop"one liners. I bet providers have hear some crazy stuff as have hobbyist!

One of my fav's... "I love you cowboys, at least you TRY to last EIGHT seconds!"

Love hearing: Slap that ass!

Hate hearing: I think the condoms off?

loving hearing: harder, harder, faster
hate hearing: damn....why so quick, i was just starting

Here is one I never want to hear:

Hi my name is Bill!?

"Pull my hair HARD and slap that ass"

"Thank you"

...really? i cant even tell you used to have balls.

Are you ready to go again?

Are you ready to go again? Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Can you really fit the whole thing??

I love how this guy interprets what his wife/S.O. says during sex the wrong way.

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS "Business Time"

Here's their TV show version with more instruments and acting between two characters.
This version sounds more like their album's version.
TV Show version

I just hope "I" never misinterpret anything as that man does.

Love hearing: OMG you just totally blew my mind

I love hearing Your Just The Right Size or Hit It Harder

I hate hearing I'm On My Period or That'll Be An Extra $ For That

I love saying, "Round 4?"

I love hearing, "you're so wet, hot and tight."

You know I expected this to be fun and get bad... but its already bad and some how I think its might get worse! You guys are awesome!

My third time, I was 19! And here is what I hear: "That better not be what I think it is!"

[quote=MsElena;1440182]I love saying, "Round 4?"


Have we meet?

I love hearing or saying-- "Let's get ready to R-U-M-B-L-E!"