I am no exception. I present to you... my Love/Hate List.
= LOVE =
1. How snow days in Austin are usually preceded by and followed by warm, sunny days with lots of people out walking dogs, running Town Lake, and enjoying drinks on a patio.2. My refrigerator's "Measured Fill" feature, which fills my glass up to the exact ounce measurement I select. It makes it so easy to count my minimum 64 oz of water intake per day.
3. Streaming movies (via Netflix) and television (via Hulu Plus) from my PS3 to my television. Did you know that Netflix has Season 1 of She-Ra in its entirety available for instant download? True story.
4. The fact that "Austin Real Estate" is following me on my Hobby Twitter. I am so tempted to @ them in some incredibly naughty tweet, then see how long it takes for them to unfollow me.
5. Corsets. Leather, lace, satin, silk. Red, black, purple, blue. With or without matching thigh-highs and garter belts. Worn as a slinky top with skinny jeans and sexy boots, or featured as the centerpiece of a full-on bedroom lingerie extravaganza. Damn, I love corsets.
= HATE =
1. Sweet tea. I see a tall, refreshing glass of black tea over a perfect mound of ice. I take an eager drink, expecting the crisp, clean, cool liquid to slide across my lips down my throat with ease. Instead, I get a mouthful of cold, syrupy sugar water that coats my tongue with its stubborn crack-tea molecules and is quite the opposite of refreshing. Bleh.
2. Clowns. They absolutely terrify me.
3. Folding fitted sheets. Yes, I know the trick where you grab each corner by the end of the diagonal seam and tuck the elastic ends in to form a pseudo-flat sheet before folding, but aside from examining the linens in their original packaging, has anyone ever seen a neatly folded fitted sheet? Ever? Yeah, me neither.
4. Popsicle sticks. I can't touch them. They really, really freak me out. I know why they freak me out, but I simply cannot get over my aversion to them.
5. The smell and taste of latex condoms. With all of the technology out there now, you'd think that someone would be smart enough to realize that latex + Nonoxynol-9 + the human senses = mood killer. Can't we just go ahead and make *all* condoms smell and taste like a Starbucks vanilla latte with whipped cream? That would be wonderful.
Your turn. Let's keep it light, people.
2. Clowns. They absolutely terrify me.
3. Folding fitted sheets. Yes, I know the trick where you grab each corner by the end of the diagonal seam and tuck the elastic ends in to form a pseudo-flat sheet before folding, but aside from examining the linens in their original packaging, has anyone ever seen a neatly folded fitted sheet? Ever? Yeah, me neither.
4. Popsicle sticks. I can't touch them. They really, really freak me out. I know why they freak me out, but I simply cannot get over my aversion to them.
5. The smell and taste of latex condoms. With all of the technology out there now, you'd think that someone would be smart enough to realize that latex + Nonoxynol-9 + the human senses = mood killer. Can't we just go ahead and make *all* condoms smell and taste like a Starbucks vanilla latte with whipped cream? That would be wonderful.
Your turn. Let's keep it light, people.