Funny Joke

wildcat4fun's Avatar
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl but she already had a bf. One day he got so frustrated that he went to the girl that he was willing to pay her 100$ if she allowed him to have sex but the girl said NO. Johnny said "I will be fast. I will throw the money on the ground and while you bend to pick them up I will be done"
She said she needs the permission of her bf. So she calls him and her bf says her to charge Johnny 200$ and also told her to pick the money fast so that he won't be able to do anything.

She agrees to it and the boy friend waits for 30 minutes but she doesn't call him back. After 45 mts he calls her back and asks wat happened.

The girl says " The bastard used coins !" :P
When You Are Ready's Avatar
Smart guy. LOL
vicinms's Avatar
Ha - I was thinking pennies!