A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG! ”
The man immediately leans out his window and shouts back, “BITCH!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.