Holiday Parties

With the holidays approaching and people getting geared up for all the holiday parties that we get invited too, I was thinking about all the drinking that most of us will be doing. When you drink, do you ladies or guys get hornier than usual, that you want to fk or give a bj? I know for some they lose all interest in sex but for some its just the opposite.

When I am drunk the following happens:

If you come on to me: I will tap that.
If you say "hi" to me I will assume you are coming on to me: I will tap that.
If you I can see you: I will tap that.

I remember this one time I was this close to making out with a x-mas tree cactus with a cowboy hat on and glasses on because I assumed it was a stud who couldn't keep his eyes off me. the morning after was very awkward.

That is why I don't drink on dates, I only drink around people I don't care about embarrassing myself in front of.

Well we have Skylar on tap for the holidays.

I have one for my company, my ex's company, a client's party, 3 family/friend parties and a meet and greet lol. I need to put a tree up before you guys come over!

Nah, the last thing I want to do is get laid when I'm half in the bag.

Nah, the last thing I want to do is get laid when I'm half in the bag. Originally Posted by Shayla

Amen! Drunk hookers=FUNNY and sometimes messy!

Hey I am a gentleman ... I always put a trash can next to the passed out women folk.

Aww Pyramider..who knew you had a such a sensitive side lol.

I know ...

I like to lurk and watch all the drunk people.

It entertains me.

Just eat my pussy Good and we will all be happy campers

For some strange reason providers go nuts when you call at 3 am drunk.

Well duh...that's why I don't do phone calls period lol.

Vegas New Years Eve biaatches! Start making plans!

Amen! Drunk hookers=FUNNY and sometimes messy! Originally Posted by London Rayne

Shayla
Nah, the last thing I want to do is get laid when I'm half in the bag.






This meet and greet is sounding more like a hen party than a mixer. lol