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Low priced lov'n


LMAO....
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And while I was there, I found solutions to the little dick problem as well!!! You girls better run for cover after these things give me a donkey dick!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pro-Male-Penis-Extender-Enlarger-Enhancer-System-Stretcher-Kit-Man-Enhancement-/282002871826?hash=item41a8ae56 12C5YAAOSw~oFXHNze







Or if none of that works, I can just slip this on!!!

Now I too can have a Big Black Cock!!!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mamba-Cock-Sheath-Ample-Penis-Extender-ENLARGER-Erection-ENHANCER-Sleeve-Black-/351846211550?hash=item51ebab1f de8VUAAOSwmLlX4FvT

I'm screaming over here Al.

Judy is gonna put me outta business. I cant even compete w/her. Judy is only 14.95 and she has good reviews
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I'm screaming over here Al.

Judy is gonna put me outta business. I cant even compete w/her. Judy is only 14.95 and she has good reviews Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
Nah, your business will be fine. Judy doesn't offer head jobs and she's a dead lay.

Still, for $14.95.....


Did you notice how they included veins on the black cock attachment?!?

LOL!!! "Just like the real thing!!!!"


Did you notice how they included veins on the black cock attachment? LOL!!! "Just like the real thing!!!!" Originally Posted by albundy
I wonder if that's a clone of Lexington Steeles tool?
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I wonder if that's a clone of Lexington Steeles tool? Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
Damn, P!!! Do you have a photographic memory when it comes to cocks?!? I'm thinking "Generic black dick" and you look at it and can make a guess whose dick it was modeled after!

As for Judy, how did they fuck that up?!? I would think an open mouth would be mandatory. How am I supposed to get the full experience while fucking my plastic doll if I can't have the "fun" of scrubbing my jizz out of her mouth after I'm done.
Im calling bullshit on Judys reviews. She prolly reviewed herself
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Im calling bullshit on Judys reviews. She prolly reviewed herself Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
LOL!!! She's probably going to start a thread in Coed calling you a liar!!!

From one of her reviews:

"Judy(the doll) inflated easily with a small compressor and stayed inflated over a 4 day period; after being deflated and re-inflated a few times, we found no loss of air; the head does have a tendency to flop from side to side unless she is fairly well inflated; she displays nice perky tits. We did put on bikini panties and a smaller size thin while tank top- really made her look a lot more sexy that way."

HAHAHA!!! Just put a bikini on her to make her look "sexy"!!! Be careful of her head flopping around too much when you're pounding her though. On the plus side, once inflated, 4 days of action!!!

I wonder if greek is on the menu?
Al you giving up the ROS?
Damn 4 days straight!!? Backpage hoes stay winning .....
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Al you giving up the ROS?
Damn 4 days straight!!? Backpage hoes stay winning ..... Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
LOL!!!

She's probably BBFS as well being as her whole body is a rubber.

And how in the hell are you supposed to fuck her in doggy? I don't see knee joints. Maybe fold her?
Stop complaining. She is only 14.95
U get what u pay for
I wonder if Judy has a doubles partner?
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Doubles!!!

Check out this one!!!

They even added tattoos!!! It looks so real now!!! LOL!!!

Which one is the real chick?!?