Saggy Tits

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?



A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.


Anyone else got any random one liners??

well of course I have a few for you Tia! lol



How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.


What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
I'ts Braille for "SUCK HERE"


What is the difference between medium amd rare?
Six inches is medium, nine inches is rare.

Q: What is the definition of "making love"? A: Something a woman does while a guy is humping her.

Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Lmao!! I love your picture as well as your jokes.. only one problem.. who is Tia? o_O

Lmao!! I love your picture as well as your jokes.. only one problem.. who is Tia? o_O Originally Posted by TabooTanner

whoops!! sorry Tanner, Tia is usually here in the comedy section with me LOL
sorry about that!!

I was like I thought everyone knew whose booty this is. At least we were not mid sex when it happened.

I was like I thought everyone knew whose booty this is. At least we were not mid sex when it happened. Originally Posted by TabooTanner

and that is one fine booty girl!!!

Lol I should make that my avatar.. or at least the pic in my sig line.

SNL, it's nice to know I'm "automatically" in your thoughts. Makes me feel warm 'n fuzzy.

TabooTanner...you DO have a fine booty! (Yowza!)

HERE ARE MY CONTRIBUTIONS:

What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
Depends...

What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but they cant eat it!

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Mega-saur-ass

How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
By sticking your finger in his honey.

Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.

What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite!

Have you heard about that blind hooker?
You've gotta hand it to her!

What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Dentist didn't get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this?
Nothing honey, just a temporary filling. (click for added effect)

Why are condoms like cameras?
They both capture the moment

tia contributed...
What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

LMAO!!

How do you get three Aggies off a couch?

Jerk one off and the other two will come.