So I though hummmmm I would like nothing better than to place a mason jar on my mantel with a Pubic Penis Duster in it. Yes I said it a Crotch Bouquet, Chewbacca Hair Piece, Kitty Patch, Beaver Pelt. Call it what ever you want.
So I started thincking.... I got it. I could start a ThreAD that will give Italia the attention is is so desperate for and start a bidding contest to "Scalp The Beast". This would be fun and someone (Hopefully Me!) would be able to bring Italia into the 2000's and out of the 70's. And we all know she loves money.
So I'll start the bidding at $200