Things in drinks, or, you can't make this stuff up

First, I did think about putting this in the political section....

The theft of a famed cocktail ingredient, a mummified human toe:

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-c...-idUSKBN19H25M

Quotes from the article:
"Be sure to remember the most important rule: 'You can drink it fast, you can drink it slow, but your lips have gotta touch the toe,'"
The toe came back with the apology letter, signed "a drunken fool,"

My lips have touched quite a few camel toes.