Ah, yes. The adoring crowds are clamoring, waiting for my announcement as candidate for MOD here on the Kansas/KC forum. There is still time to make it to the Jetmore Hilton for you thrillseekers out there!
Thank you to all who showed up! Wish I had been there, but I was kissing ass further east. Making lots of promises for free kitty once I get the job. Ladies, I CAN be bought! Vote for me! It will be like voting for Ron Paul. You know you are voting for the right person, but there is no chance he'll get the job and screw things up for the status quo!
I believe I nominated you for Mod before and you pulled out a Lyndon Johnson quote in reply. Or maybe that was for President of the United States. No matter, they are both equally prestigious positions.