plastic man ... serious announcement

guys there be some major news that ...affects us ...all

...yer fearless an patriotic ...plastic man ...has been called upon ta ...assume ...an important role ...of leadership in the glorious ...space force!

...pray fer ...plastic man ...as he leads the daring ...fight ta save our beloved ...planet

Godspeed!

Based God-Emperor Plastic Man. Legend

Uh ... Well Good Luck PM! And as you launch into the stratosphere and beyond ... Keep going, to keep us safe, from whatever is out there!

DD

That's one small step for man, one leap for mankind

Maybe he got put in a recycling bin. I wonder what # plastic he is. (or was)

I kinda knew he wasn't from around here... Earth... I mean.

Wait....is this a Jedi mind trick??

Off to fight the enemy horde from planet Zeton.
You go Plastic Man

Maybe like Pinocchio PM is going to turn into a real man with a real penis.....

Makes sense. You have had plenty of training as a Space Cadet.

screw that

UN Ambassador

Hope to not hear from you thanks to .military black-out!!

Who was it who called upon you,our spaced out president?

guys there be some major news that ...affects us ...all

...yer fearless an patriotic ...plastic man ...has been called upon ta ...assume ...an important role ...of leadership in the glorious ...space force!

...pray fer ...plastic man ...as he leads the daring ...fight ta save our beloved ...planet Originally Posted by Plastic Man