Sweet talking the SO

This past weekend....So I had just gotten out of the shower and I was finishing dry cycle with a little blow dry session to the coin purse. I'm in an awkward squat position when...

My SO walks in startled and says, "what are u doin???"

My reply, "just warming up dinner for ya honey", let's just say it didn't go over very well but at least I had a good chuckle from the reaction on her face & her sailor mouth...lol!

Just tell her it kills the crabbies.

There once was a girl named Eloise.....
Whose cunt hair hung clear to her knees.....
And the crabs in her twat.....
Tied the hair in a knot.....
And constructed a flying trapeze.....

That's hilarious....