So there's an Irishman, Scotsman, and Englishman in a bar....

An Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman are at the pub for a pint.

A fly lands in each of their beer.

The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust & refused to drink it.

The Irishman lifts his fly out of his glass then continues to drink.

The Scotsman reaches in and takes hold of the fly, and starts to slap it over and over. He exclaims in anger " Spit it oot ya wee bastard... Spit it oot ".

A Jew, an Irishman and a fag are crossing the street in New York City when a city bus runs them over. When they get to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells them it was all a mistake and that he would give them all a second chance but only if they change their lives. To the Jew he says "You must give up your love of money", the Irishman he says "You must give up your love of drink" and to the fag he says "you must give up your love of sex with men". Well this is hard but all three agree and suddenly they are back in New York. As they are walking, the Irishman sees a sign in the window of a bar that says "Irish Whiskey 10 cents a shot". Well the Irishman starts to sweat and shake, and then he runs into the bar and has a shot and POOF! there goes the Irishman. The Jew and the fag see this and realize St. Peter wasn't kidding! so they continue to walk down the street and suddenly the Jew sees a $100 bill laying on the ground. The Jew begins to sweat and shake, and finally it's too much for him and he bends over to pick up the bill and POOF! there goes the fag!