New Airline called TPA

For all of you who may be traveling.. FOR YOUR SAFETY, May I recommend a new airline!!!!

WELCOME TO TPA
(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)

We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business!
We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will never be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !
Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.



These people have nothing to hide.
Mister Tudball's Avatar
Funny! I've been sayin' for years that this is what it would eventually come to.
TFF Mak! I hope there are disposable seat pads on these flights. ewwww.
I hope they cleaned their Ass good....LOL
Someone would/could still smuggle a weapon of some kind within a body cavity.