Doing a cop to get out of a ticket or jail

Have any of you ladies ever had to suck or fuck a cop to get out of a ticket or arrest? Tell me all the hot details.

What there are no women cop,s ?

I,am sure any Internal affairs should be kept that way ,

Puff puff and pass the peter puffing telling stories Puff ,

Oh Look Reno 911 re runs are now , Gotta Go .......

I've never done this, but it is a fantasy of mine. One or two cops is perfect! Role play anyone?

Well I got a call about some disorderly conduct and I'm here to investigate. I'm going to be very thorough and I might need to do a cavity search.