Ever Get Tickets to A sporting Event and they

Ever have a event come here that you really wanted to go to and you got ticket"s but the seats were in the obstructed view area ?


It happens



Best thing i found to do was to get piss drunk and fall down 13 flights of stairs [Dont worry drunks dont get hurt ]and land at the feet of a security officer who asked me if i was all right and then to observe me to make sure i was not hurt sat me down at let"s call it the 50 yard line front and center .


It must of been a sight to see me tumbling down all the stairs as people kept coming up to me and would say Wow man you F ing flipped like 9 times and landed on your head every time and then want to know how i did not get hurt ,How did it happen ETC ETC Then they would remember me from running the Adam and Eve Butt plug stand at the fair next to the butter cow and go on and on about how there was no fair last year and was i going to have the Butt Plug both this year at the fair ?


I just try to make the best out of a bad situation and if falling down the stairs and landing on my head is the only thing that could of had hurt well ......


Good thing all the butt plugs were in the parking lot moonlighting as traffic cones .

Perhaps you need to see an usher. Daughter and her friends went to Billy Joel concert at NY MSG. Got up to seats and the usher showed them their seats and she was behind a post. Usher said this won’t do, had them follow her back downstairs. They thought the were getting new upper deck seats. Instead, she took them out to third row, center section and they got free drinks and food. She called me and said , “guess where I am”. I said the concert and she said, yes, third row center section. And sent a bunch of pics and selfies with him in the background over their shoulder, almost photobombing them. Apparently Billy Joel makes sure that happens for obstructed views at his concerts.

Much better than falling down drunk and butt plugs, IMHO.

Billy Joel is one talented S.O.B and your story is a good one that reflects on him nicely . Thanks

It's still rock n roll to me ...