Are You Suffering From "TARD" ?

Are You Suffering From 'TARD'?

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) is a pattern of pathologically disassociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TARD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.
People with TARD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed.
TARD is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
- Telling others they are moving to Canada
- Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
- Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
- Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
- Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
- Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona
Causes and Mechanisms:
TARD was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America.
For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Diagnosis:
Diagnosis of TARD is straightforward.
Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America.
Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect.
It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’.
A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.
Treatment:
The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy.
The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it.
Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat.
Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.
Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups.
Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality.
Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment.
Re-occuring issues will be labeled RETard!
Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!

So you steal someone else's work and claim it for your own.
No surprise there when you consider who is doing it.
A cocksucking bastard with trump's dick at least it's full 2 inch length up his ass.
I remember when your comments weren't meant to cover the fact you helped fuck over the country. That's all changed now.
Now you're just an everyday douche-bag stealing other's work.

Are You Suffering From 'TARD'?

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) is a pattern of pathologically disassociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TARD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.
People with TARD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed.
TARD is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
- Telling others they are moving to Canada
- Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
- Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
- Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
- Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
- Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona
Causes and Mechanisms:
TARD was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America.
For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Diagnosis:
Diagnosis of TARD is straightforward.
Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America.
Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect.
It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’.
A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.
Treatment:
The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy.
The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it.
Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat.
Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.
Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups.
Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality.
Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment.
Re-occuring issues will be labeled RETard!
Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again! Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

At least you put quotes on the Bible passage. Being an asshole, you don't give its source. But in the hopes of being perceived of being something other than a pussy you added it to your signature.

A pacifist pussy quoting a badass (Samuel L Jackson). That sure gives you credibility.

In the movie, he admitted the phrase was just for show. Everyone knows that.
You need to get out more and stop fucking "young men" (censor-friendly)

At least you put quotes on the Bible passage. Being an asshole, you don't give its source. But in the hopes of being perceived of being something other than a pussy you added it to your signature.

A pacifist pussy quoting a badass (Samuel L Jackson). That sure gives you credibility.

In the movie, he admitted the phrase was just for show. Everyone knows that.
You need to get out more and stop fucking "young men" (censor-friendly)
Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

So you steal someone else's work and claim it for your own.
No surprise there when you consider who is doing it.
A cocksucking bastard with trump's dick at least it's full 2 inch length up his ass.
I remember when your comments weren't meant to cover the fact you helped fuck over the country. That's all changed now.
Now you're just an everyday douche-bag stealing other's work. Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

hey MunchDrunk ... this is the TARD thread.

the DRUNK thread is here ..

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2026569&highlight=

bahhahaaa

Sure a lot of hating going on here.

someone neeeds to be punch drunk!

so, Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) is different from Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)?

Sure a lot of hating going on here. Originally Posted by DocHolyday

Aw Shucks, Marshal. it's just us huckleberries.

hey MunchDrunk ... this is the TARD thread.

the DRUNK thread is here ..

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2026569&highlight=

bahhahaaa Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

He's a douch bag.

Yeah, I’m sick and TARD of youtrying to give the Orange Sphincter credit for walking upright.

Sure a lot of hating going on here. Originally Posted by DocHolyday

It's a phase in recovery.

This portrays Phase I:

He's a douch bag. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

That implies he might have contact with a vagina.

Enema Bag sounds more like him.

Totally
Awesome
Righteous
Dude

That would be me.

Truly
A
Real
Dick

That would be me. Originally Posted by The2Dogs