road sign

Reverend Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
One day Ole and Sven were seen pounding a sign into the ground that said:

DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT
NOW....BAFOR IT'S TOO LATE!

As a car sped past them the driver leaned out his window and yelled,
"Leave me alone you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash...

Reverend Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks,
"Do ya tink maybe DA sign should yust say, "Bridge Out?"