Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

  • fives
  • 05-10-2019, 02:44 AM
Gave a stripper the name of the hotel I'm staying at. She texted me her GPS took her to a hospital. WTF? Are you seriously unable to find this big-ass hotel? I guess it's another pornhub night.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Please tell me local area ?
  • fives
  • 05-10-2019, 09:09 AM
Niagara Falls, Ontario.
Niagara Falls, Ontario. Originally Posted by fives
There's your problem.... She probably had an Upset GPS..... You do know how far away Niagara Falls is from Upset, correct?
offshoredrilling's Avatar
report please

box of rocks can be fun

hope ta read before moved
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report please

box of rocks can be fun

hope ta read before moved Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
One guy made a whole lot of money selling "pet rocks"
So I guess I agree, they can be fun lol
Of course that was way before my time
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Pornhub rulez.
  • fives
  • 05-10-2019, 07:10 PM
She found it okay today. Maybe it's easier in the daylight. She says she's gonna be a model! You could have knocked me over with a feather. She does have the looks and the height for it though. It's the first time a Sundowner dancer actually showed up for me.
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She found it okay today. Maybe it's easier in the daylight. She says she's gonna be a model! You could have knocked me over with a feather. She does have the looks and the height for it though. It's the first time a Sundowner dancer actually showed up for me. Originally Posted by fives
report please
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  • Tiger
  • 05-11-2019, 10:39 AM
Since you met her internationally and the closest forum for that is in the Mexico forums review there and by all means provide us a link somewhere here. When they open the Canadian frontier maybe they will move your encounter there - from the closest international area we have available.
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Since you met her internationally and the closest forum for that is in the Mexico forums review there and by all means provide us a link somewhere here. When they open the Canadian frontier maybe they will move your encounter there - from the closest international area we have available. Originally Posted by Tiger
unless they Close Mexico before reopening Canada
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Fuk canada..
Sooooo picky on who to let in.. sheesh. J.s
Annie. Lol