Penis TAX

The only thing that the tax department has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 40 percent of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30 percent of the time it is bard up, 20 percent of the time it is pissed off and 10 percent of the time it is on the hole.
On top of that, it bas two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective ! January 2001, your penis will be taxed according to size, as follows:
11-12".,. Luxury Tax $30
8-10` Pole Tax $25
6-7" Privilege Tax $15
5` Nuisance Tax $3
A male exceeding 12" must file under capital gains while anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.
Sincerely Pecker Checker,
Tax Department
We are stall waiting for answers to the following:
Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
What if one`s penis is self-employed?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?

The IRS has ordered that Viagra is now available over the counter.

Huck

damn there goes another 25 bucks

We are stall waiting for answers to the following:

is the Pecker Checker male or female
and can we pick when the check is done
(I would like to have mine checked after out in the cold all day in winter)( ya I'm a cheep bastard why pay 15 when you can get some back)

I will be the pecker checker

rats I may have to pay

I will be the pecker checker Originally Posted by Sami

lol Samii, I will be the assistant pecker checker! Im sure we will need lots of follow up Would hate to make a mistake ...wait the IRS doesn't make mistakes!! lol
Pay Up Boy's!!

This was cute.