hippie hollow swingers weekend

are you heading out to the lake today for the big swingers weekend? It should be packed.

Yup!

I went last year and somehow everywhere I went people picked up their things and went elsewhere. I weigh over 400 pounds with rolls of fat and I have gas. And downwind from me there is an odor. I can't help it. I showed up necked and with only a towel and my clogg shoes. I can say in my defense that my dick is nine inches flaccid and I did rub one out in the open and it was considerably longer when I was strokin' it. But no, I didn't find anyone willing to swing with me or share their girlfriend's poon for free. I brought money and even so nothing worked. But then the lake was almost empty last year and this year maybe the full lake will make a difference.