Newbie.... huh!!

starting to hate that word
I mean how can I be a newbie when I have had sex close to one billion times
YMMV

When you're referred to as a newbie in the hobby world, it means you do not have any references from reputable providers to verify who you are & if you're safe. It does not indicate how many times you've had sex. There's plenty of newbie friendly providers who will gladly give you a ref to see other ladies. But just like almost everyone, there is still a light screening required.

A billion wow, imagine how much bad stuff you've caught. Chances are he has every disease in the book several times over, and probably some mutated super bugs that no one has even heard of before.

I thought Wilt Chamberlain got it a lot. Can't complete with that billion. Do you even have time to wear pants?

That's once per second, every second, for 31.7 years.

That's once per second, every second, for 31.7 years. Originally Posted by KCQuestor

Talk about MSOG!!!!!

starting to hate that word
I mean how can I be a newbie when I have had sex close to one billion times
YMMV Originally Posted by megastones

I know we gotta watch real world references but I think I know what Chuck Norris's handle is.

That's once per second, every second, for 31.7 years. Originally Posted by KCQuestor

Yeah..really...thats pretty dang close right there

Love it

...when I have had sex close to one billion times Originally Posted by megastones

guessing that includes self service?

That's once per second, every second, for 31.7 years. Originally Posted by KCQuestor

Only KCQ would do the math on that one...

I will be your Billion & 1
But you have to SPANK ME LOVER!!!