It was suggested that with this new, " special " election that the second place vote getter be titled " Vice-DOTY " ... so that person can ... "ASSume "
the position, just as in a Presidential vacancy in office before completing their term.The usual candidates that campaign daily for the DOTY crown are of course listed for your consideration, along with some new candidates for your consideration.
Will it be ... the Patriarchal Idiot ... (LL THE COWARDLY IDIOT) ... who refuses to answer the "simple" question ... along with his multiple positions ... on the ballot ... to ensure HIS ... errr ... victory ... and influence ... YOUR vote?
Will it be his favorite son and hand-picked heir apparent to the Patriarchal throne (JDIdiot).
Or will it be the Dipshit who once nominated himself to be the Dipshit of the Year
( COIdiot ) ... taking the glory and the crown ... with him being the proprietor of the Glory Hole ... conveniently located in the corner stall ... inside the Salina Bus Station ... Mens Room?Could a previously unknown "dark horse " candidate like Gay Rey blind side all of the well qualified, usual candidates?
Could the winner be Turdy The Smelly ol' Idiot (Did he "Spit or Swallow") Turdfly.
Or could it be the poster who lost the friendly "wager" (JLIdiot) a year ago and shortly thereafter transitioned himself into a "kinder and gentler" (But "Still" an Idiot) Idiot ... DSKIdiot.
May the biggest Dipshit win!
It should be noted that IIFFYIdiot did not make the ballot, if for no other reason than he already holds the crown for 2016 Idiot of the Year. It seems only fair to give the other Idiots a chance to catch up!
or 'no' 
will do!
