Never On Time

true story...
Punch out time.... 5:30 pm i was out the door like the road runner.. beep beep.....
my apt... was scheduled through text.... as usual i send my p 411 ID and refrences.. to her... she okayed the Body Rub for an hour.... all was well..... then BAM Traffic..."can ya Relate' i was sick.... cussin everyone...
After being 45 min late... i totally felt like i a looser for being late...

The session went great... i was on my back first.... and she was rubbing me down.... i was getting pretty horny when she started carressing my chest... mid area.... Then i got nerve to ask her if my cock was scary ... i was pole vaultting right out of my under wear...lol..
Condom did not fit.... to tight... broke 2 of em....... damn my luck.....
so i rolled over..... she continued to comfort me... trying to make the best of the situation....
Believe it or not she took care of me ..... with a bj and some other four play
ha... i was feeling like the unluckiest guy in the world..... i mean on my part.... traffic.... condoms breaking broken ....and just looking like a newbie... in front of a really hot chick.....
Can you Relate..... I honestly wanted to hear some feed back..... bellboy10
O'Mike's Avatar
Feed back?? Lay off the coffee after noon, and don't buy any more energy drinks.
hesitantly's Avatar
So, where's the humor; this is the "Comedy Central" thread, bellboy10.
TexTushHog's Avatar
Feedback? Get a refresher course on elementary punctuation.
Feedback? Get a refresher course on elementary punctuation. Originally Posted by TexTushHog
Refresher???? It better be remedial.