I Like My Women Like I Like My

I like my women like I like my margaritas.
Salty and full of tequila.

I like my women like I like my cruise ship.
Italian, wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

I like my women like I like my scotch.
30 years old, brown and neat.

I like my women like I like my oatmeal.
Quick, easy, sweet and covered in facts about dinosaurs.

I like my women like I like my credit card: Fun to use except around that time of the month.

I like my women like I like my peanut butter, natrual, warm, soft and easy to spread.

I like my women like I like my pickup:
Low maintenance, comfortable ride with a buddy, and can take a big load in back.

I like my men like I like my coffee - able to keep me up all night long.

I like my men like I like a new puppy...friendly, full of kisses and very adoring.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Black and bitter.

No, no, kaiserozexxx, that should be "I like my women like I like my coffee - black and sweet." We could also go with "Hot and Black."

Of course Robin Williams version was "I like my women like I like my coffee - ground up and stored in the freezer." He also contributed "I like my women like I like my wine - passed out!"

I like my women I like my oatmeal...hot and creamy.

I like my women I like my tortillas...white, thick and full of my queso.

I like my women like I like my sunscreen.....15...er I mean 30...45?

I like my women like I like my beer....when I shake them hard they foam in my mouth.

I like my women like I like my pizza....hot and ready for $5.00

I like my women like I like my hair....on my balls.

I like my women NEKKED.

I like my dog better. She does not get mad when I call her sister a bitch

I just like my women