$100 Bucks

A husband comes home one evening with a big grin on his face. Meeting his wife, she ask why was he so happy. He replied;

I gust got a $100 bill tatoo'd on my dick

what the hell did you do that for ask the wife

so rather than go out and blow a $100 bucks, you can stay home, says he.

The wife said nothing, went to the kitchen and returned carrying a big knife.

scared, the husband asks, "what the hell is the knife for?"

the wife replied .. " I need $90 to pay the phone bill ... dont worry Honey, I'll leave your change"

LMAO CJ..good one

A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.

"Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a hundred dollars seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days."

Thanks for the joke and the photo. That is the first funny tattoo I have ever seen (as opposed to the many that have made me wince).

Ann

wince away ann

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=...os&FORM=IDFRIR

Hahahaha! That's funny!

try these
http://crappytattoos.wordpress.com/

LOL! Both of those were good dirty jokes!

I have lived a sheltered life....

LMAO CJ..good one

A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.

"Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a hundred dollars seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days."





Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

lol