Good Excuse

A woman and a man were sitting on the sofa,when the phone rang.The woman got up and answered it and was back to the sofa in just a few seconds."Who was it?"asked the man."My husband,"answered the woman."Well,I guess I better go,"said the man."Relax,said the woman,he says he's downtown playing poker with you!"

Damn,you are one funny lady!!! Where do you get these???

I have a really funny friend